For the benefit of visitors to alt.vampyres, who have been chased away by the name-calling, flame-throwing and all-around monstrous mayhem that seems to erupt every now and then...this area is devoted to showing you we also have senses of humor- albeit wharped, but humor nonetheless.

I don't think anyone would disagree if I said that Bill Thompson, a 'long in the tooth' member of the group, is our "satirist laureate". His sarcasm and cynacism can bring the enemy down to its knees...LAUGHING!

In the links below, you will find Bill at his best, giving the MST treatment to bad movies, and as Igor Chompinsky, giving some good news to a member of the old 'Renfield List'. (A list that was once kept of all those making posts wanting to be "bitten").


For those who don't know, "Mystery Science Theater: 3000" ("MST3K") was a TV-show based on the SF tradition of wisecracking at bad sci-fi movies. MST3K features three people--a human named Joel and two robots named Crow and Tom Servo--whose silhouettes appear at the bottom of the screen while they comment on the action and ad-lib replies to inane dialogue.