SECTION 8 - Multiple Guess
Check the most appropriate box under each question.
1: The four major food groups are...
[ ] A: Four? There are that many numbers?
[ ] B: Fattening, but yummy.
[ ] C: Meat & dairy products, vegetables, fruits, grains
[ ] D: Type O, Type A, Type B and Type AB
2: When asked to prove that you are a vampire, you
[ ] A: obviously cannot be expected to show your proof.
[ ] B: show your coffin and cape.
[ ] C: bite the questioner in the throat and drink his blood.
[ ] D: bite the questioner in the throat, drink his blood and tidily dispose of his body.
3: Your blood pressure is
[ ] A: increased by these insolent questions.
[ ] B: all right, I guess.
[ ] C: not something I worry about.
[ ] D: My what?
4: You view tax collectors as
[ ] A: a threat to your efforts to bring the truth to the world.
[ ] B: a yearly headache.
[ ] C: competition.
[ ] D: Neither death nor taxes are inevitable.
5: When you read the a.v FAQ, you
[ ] A: Such trivial matters do not concern me.
[ ] B: checked out all the web sites, books, movies and other items of interest mentioned in it.
[ ] C: memorized it.
[ ] D: felt glad that it didn't describe you in perfect, revealing detail.
6: You use Coppertone
[ ] A: to work on your tan.
[ ] B: to work on your pale.
[ ] C: to protect yourself from UV radiation.
[ ] d: as a substitute for barbeque sauce.
7: Mirrors
[ ] A: fascinate you for hours on end.
[ ] B: let you adjust your widow's peak and evil stare.
[ ] C: let you check for actinic keratoses, hives and other sun-induced skin conditions.
[ ] D: What would I do with a mirror?
8: Friends
[ ] A: agree with everything you say.
[ ] B: agree that you're harmless.
[ ] C: agree to let you taste their blood.
[ ] D: don't need to agree with you, not when you can apply your hypnotic powers to them.
9: When you compare blood and chocolate, blood
[ ] A: doesn't taste as good as chocolate.
[ ] B: tastes as good as chocolate.
[ ] C: tastes better than chocolate.
[ ] D: Who cares about chocolate?
10: You would like the epitaph on your tombstone to read
[ ] A: A Leading Light In My Field
[ ] B: Rest In Peace
[ ] C: I Will Rise Again
[ ] D: Out To Lunch, Back By Dawn
Check the most appropriate box under each question.
1: The four major food groups are...
[ ] A: Four? There are that many numbers?
[ ] B: Fattening, but yummy.
[ ] C: Meat & dairy products, vegetables, fruits, grains
[ ] D: Type O, Type A, Type B and Type AB
2: When asked to prove that you are a vampire, you
[ ] A: obviously cannot be expected to show your proof.
[ ] B: show your coffin and cape.
[ ] C: bite the questioner in the throat and drink his blood.
[ ] D: bite the questioner in the throat, drink his blood and tidily dispose of his body.
3: Your blood pressure is
[ ] A: increased by these insolent questions.
[ ] B: all right, I guess.
[ ] C: not something I worry about.
[ ] D: My what?
4: You view tax collectors as
[ ] A: a threat to your efforts to bring the truth to the world.
[ ] B: a yearly headache.
[ ] C: competition.
[ ] D: Neither death nor taxes are inevitable.
5: When you read the a.v FAQ, you
[ ] A: Such trivial matters do not concern me.
[ ] B: checked out all the web sites, books, movies and other items of interest mentioned in it.
[ ] C: memorized it.
[ ] D: felt glad that it didn't describe you in perfect, revealing detail.
6: You use Coppertone
[ ] A: to work on your tan.
[ ] B: to work on your pale.
[ ] C: to protect yourself from UV radiation.
[ ] d: as a substitute for barbeque sauce.
7: Mirrors
[ ] A: fascinate you for hours on end.
[ ] B: let you adjust your widow's peak and evil stare.
[ ] C: let you check for actinic keratoses, hives and other sun-induced skin conditions.
[ ] D: What would I do with a mirror?
8: Friends
[ ] A: agree with everything you say.
[ ] B: agree that you're harmless.
[ ] C: agree to let you taste their blood.
[ ] D: don't need to agree with you, not when you can apply your hypnotic powers to them.
9: When you compare blood and chocolate, blood
[ ] A: doesn't taste as good as chocolate.
[ ] B: tastes as good as chocolate.
[ ] C: tastes better than chocolate.
[ ] D: Who cares about chocolate?
10: You would like the epitaph on your tombstone to read
[ ] A: A Leading Light In My Field
[ ] B: Rest In Peace
[ ] C: I Will Rise Again
[ ] D: Out To Lunch, Back By Dawn
